Another round of potions on me
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- Japanese special edition: Limited figure, sticker book, life size sword replica, free pet dragon, actual armor, museum of production art
- European special edition: Steel book, pin, life size standee, matching bed set, official tea set, minifridge filled with actual health potions
- American special edition: code for potions and a mountain dew hat
An Idiot in Love
Description: Love gods were never a favorite of Bill’s. Their powers were strong enough to affect even demons and he wanted nothing more than to make sure that any nearby love gods would be unable to touch Bill now that he’s more of a resident of Gravity Falls. Or when Bill is sprayed by one of the Love God’s potions, he is forced to realize his feelings for Dipper.
Ten years from the end of the series, Dipper and Mabel are twenty-two and have settled into their lives in Gravity Falls with a certain demon that hasn’t left them alone since they’ve met. Prompt thingy by Hazenheim that needed to be done. Enjoy. Also, picture Bill saying Love God like Timmy’s dad says Dinkelberg.
It’s been a while since I’ve written, so I hope this is good. Feedback welcome and all that fancy stuff.
An Idiot in Love
Part One
“Just give me the damn bottle!” Bill yelled, jumping at the Love God as he tried to forcefully remove the spray bottle for the man’s grasp. Unfortunately, the fat guy was quick and pretty strong for his size and Bill’s human form wasn’t nearly apt for a situation like this. A foot caught Bill dead center of his chest and he was launched backwards into one of the food stands that had popped up soon after the cherub came to town. The stand folded in on itself under Bill’s weight, sending the food and Bill onto the ground. Fried sweets covered the demon’s jacket, staining the yellow fabric.
“Not gonna to happen, dude.” The damn bastard looked down at Bill smugly. He wiggled the love potion tauntingly on the end of a finger before he latched it back on his belt. “Give it up, Cipher. I’m not letting anyone in this town get a hold of these again,” he said, gesturing to the several different colored bottles.
“Give me the bottle, cherub, and I won’t burn your wings off,” Bill hissed. He had no time to deal with this. There was no way he would allow a love god to be roaming around so close to him with powers like that. It was too dangerous.
The god hummed him thought, tapping his chin. “Yeah, no.”
He tried to keep his cool, breathing in as Shooting Star taught him, but fire blazed from Bill’s hands and travels up his arms. The blue flames burned away any trace of food and scorched the stand’s broken parts. “Give. Me. The. Bottle,” he growled. His body flickered between forms as he glared at the Love God. “Now.” His teeth creek as he gnashed them together.
I heard this song for the first time while I was at the tractor supply store and I think it set off my mk ultra training
Turns out I AM immune to copaganda.
On his way to beat his wife
